I asked my OMNI mates what is good about Retirement !!!
Question: Brian, how many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.
Question: Tim, when is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.
Question: Leon, why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Question: Daryl, among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
Question: Jay, what do retirees call a long lunch?
Question: Bruce, what do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING….. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.
Question: Ken, what is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?