Larry’s Talk on OMNI & Retirement

I asked my OMNI mates what is good about Retirement !!!

Question: Brian, how many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday.

Question: Tim, when is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he falls asleep on the couch.

Question: Leon, why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Daryl, among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

Question: Jay, what do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: Bruce, what do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING….. Saturday & Sunday, I rest.

Question: Ken, what is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!